Crouching Turd, Hidden Pile. - Part 1

And there I stood. Bucket in one hand and scoop in the other. The tall grass lawn, as large as a football field it seemed, all laid out before me. The piles, the turds, the glorps, commando nuggets and ninja doo all awaiting my arrival. Waiting for me to seek them out, find them and destroy them all. One by one I find them, looking from here to there, from left to right, turning around, watching below my feet when suddenly, SQUISH!!! The commando waiting under the tall clovers makes its move. It got me, took first blow against the sole of my boot, it made the first strike! 

It also made it's first mistake. By striking first I was easily able to find it, scoop it and put it into the bucket. The great abyss where it would sit until ready to be thrown into the compost pile of regret! HA HA HA! I had won this battle, but the war, she rages on like mother nature's PMS this past winter. 

Slowly I creep, slowly I take each step moving deeper and deeper into the vast grasslands of the rescue facility. They try as they might to sneak out and take revenge for their fallen brethren, but I have eagle eyes and the quickest scoop in the south! They are no match for me! WE ARE K-9 KLEAN UP!!! We leave no grass unmoved, no stone over looked, no pile of dirt can fool us! There's no pile too big, no pile too hidden that we won't find! 

Further in I go, deeper into the great and vast areas of their territory. I am the intruder, I am the one they don't want to see coming. 

And see me, they won't!

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