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Report: Couple Caught Having Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot

The woman, who had been drinking, also tried to wear a cheeseburger as a sandal.

Credit: Sharon Swanepoel
Credit: Sharon Swanepoel
A couple was arrested Sunday (Nov. 3) in connection to having sex while drunk in the Waffle House parking lot in Loganville. 

According to the Loganville Police report, an officer saw the woman and male engaging in the sexual act in the backseat of a Dodge truck at the 4752 Atlanta Highway establishment around 1:30 a.m. The car smelled strongly of alcohol. 

The officer told the couple to get dressed and show him their licenses. While the man immediately put his pants on and complied, the woman simply sat in the passenger's seat. The officer had to tell her numerous times to put her clothes on, the report says. 

But when the female finally got dressed, she attempted to put a cheeseburger on her foot as if it were a sandal. 

The officer performed a breathalyzer test on the two. The man blew a 0.154 and the woman blew a 0.216. The officer wrote in the report that both suspects were "very loud" and "argumentative" with the officers and each other during the test, and they staggered when they walked and barely made sense when speaking. 

The man told the officer that they had walked from Brucey's to the truck, which had been in the parking lot all day. 

Both suspects were arrested on public drunk and loitering charges. 

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Helene November 06, 2013 at 03:04 PM
ARRESTED FOR HAVING A GOOD TIME, SAD DAY
Bert Lemrick November 06, 2013 at 04:09 PM
Maybe if they had just left them alone while getting laid the exercise would have sobered them up and everyone would have been OK. The cop wouldn't have even known about the alcohol smell if he'd just kept his nose out of the couples business. It said they weren't driving and were not really in public view, so why not just leave them alone?
sal the fish November 06, 2013 at 07:07 PM
Why don`t we get drunk and screw.
Great Googly Moogly November 06, 2013 at 07:31 PM
a cheeseburger sandal...hmmmmm. you don't say.
Great Googly Moogly November 06, 2013 at 07:33 PM
in case you have never visited the fine establishment that is a waffle house please let me describe one to you. Imagine, if you will, the dirtiest, filthiest gas station bathroom you have ever been in. Now...imagine there is a guy in there cooking waffles. yes...it's like that.
Great Googly Moogly November 06, 2013 at 07:37 PM
now wait a second. do you need a drivers license to have sex in a parked car in loganville?
SUNKEN SUB November 06, 2013 at 08:47 PM
* UP SCOPE =============================================== @ Great Googly Moogly ============================================== "imagine there is a guy in there cooking waffles. yes...it's like that. " ============================================== Was that YOU behind the counter ?? ============================================== Down Scope
John Smith November 07, 2013 at 07:44 AM
Heck in Maryland they would have gotten a DUI charge for just being in the truck drunk.
Carolyn November 07, 2013 at 10:42 AM
You know there are rooms for that.
tommy whirple November 07, 2013 at 11:55 AM
Out of my backseat pigs.
MIKE DUKES November 07, 2013 at 03:44 PM
He was having the Tuna Melt and she was having a footlong Hotdog
Jerene Ward November 07, 2013 at 06:33 PM
Wo,sounds kinky
Allen Burnett November 07, 2013 at 08:14 PM
Both charges will be dismissed. They were not in public but in a private vehicle on private property and not where the public could see them. They were not loitering unless there were signs posted. Being in a vehicle in a parking lot is not loitering. Complete waste of the cops' time and the county's resources.
Ty Thompson November 08, 2013 at 03:47 AM
Not the pursuit of happiness?
Karen Elizabeth November 08, 2013 at 09:36 AM
Everyone knows that you don't wear cheeseburger sandals after Labor Day! :)
Carol Galvin November 08, 2013 at 07:02 PM
Hey, it was 1:30 AM! Fair game time for horney drunks!! "If the truck is a rockin', don't come a knockin'!" I hope neither was married,
Bill Hall November 08, 2013 at 08:42 PM
If your car is an extension of your home, and they were having sex in their car, then how can that be public drunk? The cop should have just let them alone.
mike November 08, 2013 at 10:33 PM
Prudes
Amy November 08, 2013 at 10:44 PM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/drunk-car-sex-cheeseburger-sandal-675432 Loganville made the smoking gun. Gotta love it!
Chris Moshinskie November 09, 2013 at 03:42 PM
Her mistake ws trying to cover her "hoochie" with a waffle. Too revealing. Had they been at Taco Bell, she would have had a much more appropriate disguise.
Fred Lipson November 09, 2013 at 06:09 PM
I'll bet she blew more than a 0.216
Ron Taylor November 10, 2013 at 05:13 AM
For some reason I see "cheeseburger" sandals becoming popular after this.
YOSEMITE SAM November 10, 2013 at 05:13 AM
AT LEAST IT WAS NOT A SAUSAGE.............
thcooper69 November 10, 2013 at 06:55 AM
hav u ever been in loganvilles waffle house after midnight its really SCARE'WEE. its like a mix of backwoods scenes of deliverance tha movie ,undesirables and skallywags with tha likes of sunken sub lurking behind the counter ,with one eye up and one eye down drunk. kinda hilarious yet SCAREWWEEE
Mr. G November 10, 2013 at 12:00 PM
She just finished her waffles. Time for her sausage and huevos!
Jim Sheehan November 11, 2013 at 11:41 AM
I guess there wasn't a Happy Ending!
Gladys Strickland November 11, 2013 at 04:58 PM
One episode doesn't make the Waffle House a bad place. I have stopped there late on my way back from a late football game and have never experienced anything bad. I personally like to eat there and the staff is always nice. Give them a break.
Holland Gurnee November 11, 2013 at 06:32 PM
Did the cops do one of those cavity searches while they already had their cloths off.
annon ymous December 30, 2013 at 02:26 PM
redneck trash with nothin else to do but inbreed with each other. probably her brother or cousin. the mayo from the cheeseburger was used at lube
Einstein January 01, 2014 at 02:14 PM
Is the woman from Colorado or California? If they were Brother and Sister I would guess Louisiana, Mississippi, or maybe even Hope Valley.

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