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"I'm a Handsome Guy Now But......."

...... when I was very young I was so Ugly my nanny fed me with a Slingshot..."

Karsten Torch

10:25 am on Friday, July 27, 2012

...I was so ugly my father took me to work with him every day so he wouldn't have to kiss me goodbye...

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Tammy Osier

11:02 pm on Friday, July 27, 2012

I was so ugly that I walked into a haunted house and came out with an application.
When I was a kid, I was so ugly that I had to trick or treat over the phone.
When i was a kid, I wa so ugly that I threw a bommerang and it never came back.

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Crystal Huskey

11:10 pm on Friday, July 27, 2012

Wow. LOL, this has to be the most random conversation I have EVER seen on Patch.

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