Editor Sharon Swanepoel email@example.com
my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.....
10:22 pm on Friday, January 11, 2013
My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
10:25 pm on Friday, January 11, 2013
Yeah, they loved me so much they got me a cat to keep me company. It didn't work though...when I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
6:39 am on Saturday, January 12, 2013
6:40 am on Saturday, January 12, 2013
"so, I was making love to my new girlfriend the other night and she started crying....I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning.....She said, No, I hate myself now!"
2:29 pm on Saturday, January 12, 2013
One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.
2:30 pm on Saturday, January 12, 2013
Yeah, once when I was kidnapped, they sent my cut off finger to my dad. He sent it back and said he wanted more proof.
8:28 pm on Saturday, January 12, 2013
LOL.....Tammy, it doth appear that you and I are the ONLY Two people in Loganville and Grayson that have a sense of humor
8:29 pm on Saturday, January 12, 2013
"I told my wife I was going to get her the book "Fifty Shades of Gray" for her birthday but she said she'd rather have 2 25 shades of Blonde instead....."
9:40 pm on Saturday, January 12, 2013
I have actually compiled the 'andy griffith Trivia Pop Quiz and Exam" from all the shows. Maybe I should post it and see if people are as smart as they say they are. Some of the quesiton s are pretty hard! No way to pass unles you can say the lines with barney every time you watch a rerun. lol
10:04 pm on Saturday, January 12, 2013
"The Sex was soooo good the other night, the neighbors had a cigarette......"
5:08 am on Tuesday, January 15, 2013
"My wife keeps me in line no matter how many other guys are in front of me...."
9:38 am on Tuesday, January 15, 2013
"I was so ugly when I was born that my momma fed me with a slingshot"
3:36 pm on Wednesday, January 16, 2013
"The only time I hear heavy breathing in my bed now is when my girlfriend has an asthma attack..."
8:43 pm on Thursday, January 24, 2013
"Women are like roads, the more curves they have the more dangerous they are"
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